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Old 06-06-2021, 07:33   #1
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Biden Thwarts Another Threat

From another Brother of the White Star era:

A school teacher was arrested at John F Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, an ancient wooden device called a "slide-rule" as well as a code device called an "abacus" that he claimed was a calculator.

At a press conference, the Attorney General said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction. "Al-Gebra is a problem for us," the Attorney General said. "Al-Gebra has terrorized many young people for years. They derive solutions by means and extremes and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values. They use secret code names like 'X' and 'Y' and refer to them as 'unknowns,' but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of the medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philosopher Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle'."

When asked to comment on the arrest, the President said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes."

White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by a president at any time in all of history. ABC, CBS, CNN, MSNBC, NBC proclaimed the president has solved yet another threat.
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Old 06-06-2021, 09:58   #2
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That nefarious bastard! I was scarred for life by Al-Gebra’s sadistic mental torture. Hanging is too good for him, I say!
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Old 06-06-2021, 14:15   #3
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Old 06-06-2021, 16:53   #4
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Old 06-06-2021, 19:36   #5
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Press: Mr President what did you have for breakfast ?

Joe: Math !
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Old 06-07-2021, 09:02   #6
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Old 06-07-2021, 09:43   #7
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Something I posted in a related thread on another site a while back...

This dirtbag had a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator in today's woke landscape?
Calculator's are semiautomatic - all you do is load them up with a multiplication equation and they start spitting out racist mathematical responses as fast as you can hit the buttons. It was rumored that they also found a high capacity pencil case in his carry on.

Those fucking Al-Gebra terrorists need to be eliminated
-DoD almost bombed 288 of them but the mission was aborted because it was 2 gross.
-Most people don't realize it, but the Sith Order in the Star Wars franchise was based on the extremism of Al-Gebra because only Sith deal in absolutes.
-Trying to negotiate with extremists from Al-Gebra is like talking to a circle - there's just no point.
-Politicians wont speak out against Al-Gebra, because they can’t solve the inequalities.
-Academics won't call them out on campus because they’re afraid of the radicals.
-The legal system can't do anything about Al-Gebra, because there are too many variables.
-The military quit dealing with Al-Gebra because there was no real solution.

I tried to study the basics doctrines of Al-Gebra, but I just couldn't understand it. The truth is, there is so much division, hatred and bigotry in America these days that when you multiply that by the bigotry in sum circles...
...every time we encounter a person the doesn't look 'just like us' with a piece of graph paper, we automatically assume they are plotting something.



I've just got a lot a my own problems to solve right now - so I just don't have time for a better response.
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Old 06-07-2021, 10:18   #8
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Something I posted in a related thread on another site a while back...

This dirtbag had a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator in today's woke landscape?
Calculator's are semiautomatic - all you do is load them up with a multiplication equation and they start spitting out racist mathematical responses as fast as you can hit the buttons. It was rumored that they also found a high capacity pencil case in his carry on.

Those fucking Al-Gebra terrorists need to be eliminated
-DoD almost bombed 288 of them but the mission was aborted because it was 2 gross.
-Most people don't realize it, but the Sith Order in the Star Wars franchise was based on the extremism of Al-Gebra because only Sith deal in absolutes.
-Trying to negotiate with extremists from Al-Gebra is like talking to a circle - there's just no point.
-Politicians wont speak out against Al-Gebra, because they can’t solve the inequalities.
-Academics won't call them out on campus because they’re afraid of the radicals.
-The legal system can't do anything about Al-Gebra, because there are too many variables.
-The military quit dealing with Al-Gebra because there was no real solution.

I tried to study the basics doctrines of Al-Gebra, but I just couldn't understand it. The truth is, there is so much division, hatred and bigotry in America these days that when you multiply that by the bigotry in sum circles...
...every time we encounter a person the doesn't look 'just like us' with a piece of graph paper, we automatically assume they are plotting something.



I've just got a lot a my own problems to solve right now - so I just don't have time for a better response.
And here I thought it was all about solving the unknown confusion surrounding “X” and “Y” chromosomes. (2*X) (2*Y) / 0 = 0 where as (X+Y) *>1 = either X or Y









(Note: not an actual mathematical thing)
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And here I thought it was all about solving the unknown confusion surrounding “X” and “Y” chromosomes. (2*X) (2*Y) / 0 = 0 where as (X+Y) *>1 = either X or Y

(Note: not an actual mathematical thing)
You're confusing gender politics with mathematics based racism.
Two completely different outrage vehicles.

It's a common mistake.
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You're confusing gender politics with mathematics based racism.
Two completely different outrage vehicles.

It's a common mistake.
Mistakes are wiped with a cloth to get rid of evidence
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