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Old 05-04-2021, 04:59   #1
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Melinda Gates on Tinder ??

Does anybody know Melinda Gates Tinder username?

Asking for a friend 😎

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Bill, Melinda Gates have no prenup: report
Bill and Melinda Gates announced split Monday

https://www.foxbusiness.com/lifestyl...after-27-years
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Old 05-04-2021, 06:07   #2
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Old 05-04-2021, 06:29   #3
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Does anybody know Melinda Gates Tinder username?

Asking for a friend 😎
How will you compete with the robotic companion.
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Old 05-04-2021, 06:55   #4
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How will you compete with the robotic companion.
A long time ago
In a small local establishment in SEA
While studying the Hearts & Mind Playbook
I learned subtle integration techniques that...

But that's another story, for another time, over a good whisky..
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Old 05-04-2021, 08:49   #5
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Ahhhhhh...If I were your friend I'd just swipe Left......
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Old 05-04-2021, 12:10   #6
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OH... SNAP !!!
A swipe-left-threat in front of god and everybody.

That was completely uncalled for.
You should apologize; even if he is ugly and deserving of such a swipe, you should never deliver it in public. It has been my understanding that left and right swipes are meant to be done in private.
You've crossed a line here.



I'm very disappointed in you.
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Old 05-04-2021, 14:06   #7
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I swipe left about 98.255555% of the time.....hahahaha...
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Old 05-04-2021, 14:26   #8
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I swipe left about 98.255555% of the time.....hahahaha...
WOW - 98.255555%

Then in that case - statistically speaking of course - an unvaccinated over weight sexagenarian with multiple health issues and a compromised immune system that is currently residing in a New York nursing home is more likely to catch you than a fatal case of COVID.

Interesting



You should still apologize to JJ
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Old 05-04-2021, 14:59   #9
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Looks like Bill is not wasting any time??
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Old 05-04-2021, 15:32   #10
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First phone call Melinda made was to her friend MacKenzie Scott. Second phone call Melinda made was MacKenzie Scott’s divorce attorney.











Note: Before MacKenzie was Scott she was Bezos and before that it doesn’t matter…
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Old 05-05-2021, 05:02   #11
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Looks like Bill is not wasting any time??
Damn, I just threw up a little bit. Some things cannot be unseen.
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Damn, I just threw up a little bit. Some things cannot be unseen.
Bill's a player
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WOW - 98.255555%

Then in that case - statistically speaking of course - an unvaccinated over weight sexagenarian with multiple health issues and a compromised immune system that is currently residing in a New York nursing home is more likely to catch you than a fatal case of COVID.

Interesting



You should still apologize to JJ
Lol.....I'm just extremely picky.....

Sorry JJ, your friend can swipe right...hahahaha
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Rumor had it that her software was never fully compatible with his 3.5" floppy.
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Rumor had it that her software was never fully compatible with his 3.5" floppy.
Ha!

So he must of got out the old 6” disk for the new model.
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