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Old 05-05-2021, 10:36   #16
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Rumor had it that her software was never fully compatible with his 3.5" floppy.
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Ha!

So he must of got out the old 6” disk for the new model.
Nope, he was shown the door because of his miniature thumb-drive.
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Old 05-05-2021, 11:05   #17
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Nope, he was shown the door because of his miniature thumb-drive.
For a Bizzialian $$ Bill's Thumb Drive is not the problem

IDK, Change my mind
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Old 05-05-2021, 13:03   #18
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She knows that she “deserves” better.
Every Disney movie says so.

She’s a 56 year old mother of three who is just now hitting her prime.
She’s strong, independent, and knows what she wants!

Those NBA stars are going to be lining up to get with a catch like her.
You go girl!
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Old 05-06-2021, 06:53   #19
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Maybe she should get a job as a 3-Letter case ossifer - based n their new recruiting drive, those fuckers are ready to start hiring damn near anybody.
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Old 05-06-2021, 07:25   #20
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Maybe she should get a job as a 3-Letter case ossifer
I think that is already in motion, with a twist.

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Zhe 'Shelly' Wang: Who is Bill Gates' interpreter?

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Old 05-06-2021, 09:14   #21
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Interesting that comrade gates has been having an unusual relationship with a native Chinese speaker.

Maybe he should run for congress - nothing quite as virtuous as a congressman with one foot stuck in a Chinese honey trap.
...its just one less block to check after taking office
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