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Old 06-07-2021, 22:48   #1
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9th Circuit declares Star Wars Sequels to be bad

It’s official.
Episodes VIII and IX are legally considered to be examples of poor filmmaking.

From page 26:
“ConAgra thus essentially agreed not to do something over which it lacks the power to do. That is like George Lucas promising no more mediocre and schlocky Star Wars sequels shortly after selling the franchise to Disney. Such a promise would be illusory.5”

The footnote:
“5 As evident by Disney’s production of The Last Jedi and The Rise of Skywalker.”

https://cdn.ca9.uscourts.gov/datasto...1/19-56297.pdf
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Old 06-08-2021, 09:30   #2
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9th Circuit Court Judge Kenneth K. Lee s a straight baller.
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Old 06-08-2021, 11:47   #3
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We have a comedian in our mist. Why don't you tell me your joke? I've got a hell of a sense of humor.
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Old 06-08-2021, 12:19   #4
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I wonder if Kathleen Kennedy is building a defamation suit against the 9th Circus for their opinion paper...
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I wonder what a signed hardcopy of that judgement would cost...
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Old 06-09-2021, 15:37   #6
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I wonder what a signed hardcopy of that judgement would cost...
I'm sure you could get one signed for free by mailing a copy to the Court with a prepaid return envelope. The judge would get a kick out of you asking.
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