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Old 02-20-2021, 11:33   #1
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Demodex Folliculorum and Demodex Brevis

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While you wait for the caffeine to kick in this cool, but sunny morning, contemplate the following.

Two species of mites live on humans: Demodex folliculorum and Demodex brevis, both frequently referred to as eyelash mites.

At this very moment, you have hundreds, if not thousands of mites crawling on your face.

At night, the males come out of your pores, looking for a female to have sex with, using your face as a bed.

When you wake, have you notice the dried crusty "sand" in your eyes??

PS: Have a nice day,, and stop rubbing your eyes
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Old 02-20-2021, 14:18   #2
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Thanks so much for this helpful information, LOL
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Old 02-21-2021, 13:13   #3
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Demodex Folliculorum is hung like a horse.

The chicks must love that guy.
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Old 02-21-2021, 17:05   #4
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Demodex Folliculorum is hung like a horse.

The chicks must love that guy.
Mine must be working overtime lately, like the John Holmes of mites. I’ve had extra sand and lost a lash or two.
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Old 02-22-2021, 18:04   #5
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Old 02-22-2021, 19:43   #6
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For STEM education, of course!!
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Old 02-22-2021, 21:55   #7
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I click on threads like this because I recognize that there is a VERY high percentage chance that the content will open the opportunity for me to respond with some degree of snide comment, judgemental sarcasm, or observational satire.

...for everything else, there's MasterCard
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Old 02-23-2021, 19:38   #8
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For STEM education, of course!!
Good to see ya!

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I click on threads like this because I recognize that there is a VERY high percentage chance that the content will open the opportunity for me to respond with some degree of snide comment, judgemental sarcasm, or observational satire.

...for everything else, there's MasterCard
We all wait for this.
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We all wait for this.
Agreed....He's the King of hilarious satire and snide remarks....Makes my day...
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Agreed....He's the King of hilarious satire and snide remarks....Makes my day...
Normally when someone says something nice about me- it is just a signal that they are about to launch into their recruitment pitch to try and get me to become an AmWay sales rep...

...if that's the angle, I'm not interested; the trunk of my car is already filled with health, beauty, and home care products that I can't sell. Worst part is - if people would just TRY some of these health and beauty products the Demodex brothers would be out of business
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Worst part is - if people would just TRY some of these health and beauty products the Demodex brothers would be out of business


I'm a-gonna keep my eye on U..
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Normally when someone says something nice about me- it is just a signal that they are about to launch into their recruitment pitch to try and get me to become an AmWay sales rep...

...if that's the angle, I'm not interested; the trunk of my car is already filled with health, beauty, and home care products that I can't sell. Worst part is - if people would just TRY some of these health and beauty products the Demodex brothers would be out of business
Na....Just a Fuller Brush Salesman gig.....
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Ah yes... THE FULLER ADVANTAGE: The First Choice in Home-Based Business opportunities
...small initial investment - unlimited potential. Even Billy Graham sold their stuff door to door before he entered became a preacher - which in hind-site, may have been why he felt the need to seek redemption and pray for the lost souls of sinners.

The Fuller Gold Plan - for all of your Demodex dried crusty "sand" in your eyes moments
...get your starter kit now
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Agreed....He's the King of hilarious satire and snide remarks....Makes my day...
Couldn't agree more!
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