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Old 04-17-2019, 20:53   #1
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Dutch fertility doctor fathers 49 children

A Dutch fertility doctor who was accused of impregnating patients with his own sperm without their consent fathered 49 children, DNA tests revealed.

Wonder if there might be more? Must have given his arm a real workout.


https://www.foxnews.com/world/dutch-...a-tests-reveal

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Old 04-17-2019, 21:42   #2
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Ill be damned...that little Dutch boy...
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Old 04-18-2019, 06:02   #3
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That is one fertile doctor

...not how I would want to make 49 krumb snatchers - but to each his own
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Old 04-18-2019, 23:40   #4
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His monthly child support payments are going to be bigger that the US budget deficit.

The best punishment for him would be to NOT put him in jail and make him work to support all of his genetic ankle biters until he dies.
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Old 04-19-2019, 08:59   #5
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He should have just put his finger in the dike.
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Old 04-19-2019, 09:15   #6
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His monthly child support payments are going to be bigger that the US budget deficit.

The best punishment for him would be to NOT put him in jail and make him work to support all of his genetic ankle biters until he dies.
The doctor is dead...no child support for him!
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