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Old 04-15-2019, 21:26   #1
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Whiskey is the water of life -George Bernard Shaw once called it, "liquid sunshine" some of the worlds most philosophical thoughts are a by-product of that wonderful brown liquor that I am certain made me so much more interesting to women when I was a young and single paratrooper - but dont take my word for it - here's what a few of my whiskey sipping associates have to say on the issue.............

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. ~W.C. Fields

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. ~Frank Sinatra

“Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.” ~ Mark Twain

“The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whisky. By diligent effort, I learned to like it.” ~ Winston Churchill

I like to keep a bottle of whiskey handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. ~W.C. Fields

“I’m on a whisky diet. I’ve lost three days already.” ~ British Comedian Tommy Cooper

“Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whisky, and a dog to eat the rare steak.” ~ Johnny Carson

Woman first tempted man to eat; he took to drinking of his own accord. ~ unknown

I don't get drunk — I get awesome. ~Author Unknown

It is true that whisky improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it.

Courage is a vitamin best swallowed with whiskey.

I've been reading so much about the bad effects of smoking, drinking and sex that I've finally decided to give up reading.

What's the difference between a dog and a fox? 2 shots of whiskey

If you drink too much whiskey people call you an alcoholic. If you drink too much Fanta, shouldn't they call you FANTAstic ??

I don't recycle because it makes me look like a huge alcoholic to my garbage man.
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