Old 11-10-2020, 01:45   #1
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Rain Coats

Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Arlene: What in the hell is that?

Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Arlene: Where did you get it?

Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy.

The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The pharmacist looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what size, texture, and brand of condom she prefers.

'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.''

The pharmacist fainted.
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Old 11-10-2020, 06:54   #2
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Would that be the 1 hump or 2 hump model???
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Old 11-10-2020, 09:38   #3
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Thanks, needed that
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Old 11-10-2020, 15:21   #4
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"1 or 2 Humps ?

GOOD ONE, needed a laugh....
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Would that be the 1 hump or 2 hump model???
<snort!>

Great comeback.

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