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Old 01-10-2020, 12:58   #1
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New Subaru Forster kit??

Spanglish, it's still a thing

Take the new Forester Ultimate Customized Kit, Special Edition
AKA: The F.U.C Kit…
on display at the Singapore Motorshow.

I kit U knot

https://www.foxnews.com/auto/the-sub..._kmtLZArO40RX0
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Old 01-10-2020, 18:50   #2
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Too funny.. Subaru has been working hard to make the ForEster more appealing to a younger market. I literally had the Subaru salesman tell me I was "too young" to purchase a ForEster.

Somebody in marketing is going down... Or maybe not?
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Old 01-11-2020, 05:31   #3
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Hey Boss, what do you want to name the new Forester? I don’t know, who really cares....F.U.C. Kit.....
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Old 01-11-2020, 08:45   #4
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OK - funny story: the new deputy got in last year and he's a big trekker/runner/ultra guy. He's showing me his car and I causally remark that I tried to buy one once but they wouldn't sell it to me. He asks: "Why?"

I replied:" 'cause I'm not gay."

Busted out laughing. Even he had to admit that the preferred market for years were the metrosexual, lumber-jack lesbians.
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Old 01-12-2020, 06:15   #5
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Hey Boss, what do you want to name the new Forester? I don’t know, who really cares....F.U.C. Kit.....
Do they have a dealership in Phu Ket?

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I replied:" 'cause I'm not gay."

Busted out laughing. Even he had to admit that the preferred market for years were the metrosexual, lumber-jack lesbians.
That's funny. They've had that image to surmount in some cases. I had one for a loaner for a couple days once and they're actually pretty good cars and I hear they sell 'em now to straight white males too.
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