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Old 11-14-2017, 12:49   #16
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Shrillary raping a horse is an image I now cannot get out of my head. Thanks for that.

Well, if the horse shoe fits ...
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Old 11-14-2017, 17:00   #17
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[QUOTE=Brush Okie;635217]So what is your point


Reminds me of a sheep herder joke......

A new guy was out on the range herding sheep for about a month.

Around the camp fire the old hands asked him how he liked it. He answered he really liked the job, but it got really lonely out there. The old hands told him when they felt the same way they just wnt out and grabbed a sheep to screw. At first he refused then after some encouragement he went into the dark and grabbed the nearest sheep. After coming back all the others stared laughing at him. He asked what was so funny they all claimed they did it.

One of the old hands laughing told him "you picked the ugliest one!"

Okay, that is bad, but funny
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Old 11-14-2017, 17:44   #18
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UH oh, just recieved an intercept from trial...it's unlikely there'll be a conviction...a critical portion of the trial reproduced below...

The prosecution's star witness was up on the stand describing in German what she observed.

"It vas disgusting" said the woman. "After that man screwed that pony
in the arsch, it turned around and licked his wurst clean!"

One of the jurors leaned over to the juror sitting beside him and whispered
"Ja for sure"..."a good pony'll do that!"
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Old 11-14-2017, 18:29   #19
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It is ok. They are married. The pony is his husband.
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Old 11-14-2017, 20:47   #20
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I have heard of a Tijuana Donkey Show, but this is ridiculous.
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Old 11-15-2017, 03:10   #21
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I have heard of a Tijuana Donkey Show, but this is ridiculous.
Had a guy on my team (Mex-Am) and for some reason we always would ask him where the Donkey Show was located in Juarez (he was from West Texas), and he would calmly and seriously say that was not a true story and that there was no such thing. That just made it worse. We escalated it into him covering up a secret and it became a running joke on the team.
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Old 11-15-2017, 10:57   #22
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It is ok. They are married. The pony is his husband.
LOL...Poor Pony, he should get a divorce citing abuse and have his lawyer take Ali Babba Banger Boy to the stable for everything he's got....How "haymiliating"....
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Old 11-15-2017, 11:53   #23
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It is ok. They are married. The pony is his husband.
Ah, a Shitland Pony?
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Old 11-15-2017, 13:13   #24
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Had a guy on my team (Mex-Am) and for some reason we always would ask him where the Donkey Show was located in Juarez (he was from West Texas), and he would calmly and seriously say that was not a true story and that there was no such thing. That just made it worse. We escalated it into him covering up a secret and it became a running joke on the team.
Stationed at A-1-5th SFGA, Fort Bliss during late 80s. We instructed desert survival USASOC-wide often while we were there. Every time we gave instruction we'd ask for questions at the end; the same question was always asked, "So where in Juarez is the donkey show?"
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Old 11-15-2017, 17:24   #25
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Stationed at A-1-5th SFGA, Fort Bliss during late 80s. We instructed desert survival USASOC-wide often while we were there. Every time we gave instruction we'd ask for questions at the end; the same question was always asked, "So where in Juarez is the donkey show?"
And the answer is?
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Old 11-15-2017, 18:39   #26
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Q. Did the pony consent?

A. Neigh, neigh.

Q. Where there aftereffects?

A. The pony was a little hoarse.

Q. So why wasn't the perp at work in the afternoon ?

A. He was looking for a stable job.


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Old 11-16-2017, 10:04   #27
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"So where in Juarez is the donkey show?"
When stationed in San Diego I heard the donkey show was in Tijuana.

Now I believe they are mostly private affairs hosted and attended by the DNC and their donors.
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And the answer is?
Nice one!

See? It’s a conspiracy for those that know! But they’ll never tell you and they’ll say it doesn’t exist!

...but they know!

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Old 11-17-2017, 06:23   #29
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Nice one!

See? It’s a conspiracy for those that know! But they’ll never tell you and they’ll say it doesn’t exist!

...but they know!

Across the Bridge of the Americas, second street on the left, third house down; tell them "Gonzo says hey......"

(Bring dollars, they don't take pesos)
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Old 11-17-2017, 15:14   #30
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Across the Bridge of the Americas, second street on the left, third house down; tell them "Gonzo says hey......"

(Bring dollars, they don't take pesos)
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