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Old 06-01-2020, 10:54   #1
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ANTIFA Rioter, With a hunger for revenge???

SEATTLE — Seattle news station KIRO-TV captured video of a woman stealing a treat from a Cheesecake Factory location in the midst of riots following protests over the death of George Floyd.

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Look closely, she also has a bottle of milk and a couple of wine glasses

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Old 06-01-2020, 11:29   #2
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Cheesecake eaters matter!
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Old 06-01-2020, 15:26   #3
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SEATTLE — Seattle news station KIRO-TV captured video of a woman stealing a treat from a Cheesecake Factory location in the midst of riots following protests over the death of George Floyd.

link to news article & video


Look closely, she also has a bottle of milk and a couple of wine glasses

LMAO
The wine is in her backpack... probably has some brie and tostadas also
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Old 06-01-2020, 17:53   #4
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She couldn't find a to-go box for that cheesecake? She needs to up her looting game...

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Old 06-01-2020, 18:08   #5
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She couldn't find a to-go box for that cheesecake? She needs to up her looting game...

I am the "To Go Box"
I.LOVE.CHEESECAKE.

I love strawberry cheesecake so much that I will leave my house RIGHT NOW to go get my crime on if it means a big assed hunk of strawberry cheesecake and some fresh milk.


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Old 06-02-2020, 07:01   #6
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Nothing says "social justice" like a looted cheesecake and fine dessert wine.
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Old 06-02-2020, 08:09   #7
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Wine, glasses and cheesecake

Lol, a “refined” ANTIFA scumbag.
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Old 06-02-2020, 08:35   #8
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Nothing says "social justice" like a looted cheesecake and fine dessert wine.
I just hope she was decent enough to have something that pairs well with such a delicious looking cheesecake. The thought of pairing such a lovely dish with a house brand table wine shakes me to my core - it truly would reinforce claims that our society is circling the drain.

I would be willing to excuse a little lawlessness if that cheesecake is paired with some late-harvest Riesling or a little sweet Champagne.
...but mixing protest-cheesecake with cheap wine is just unforgivable
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Old 06-02-2020, 09:09   #9
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I just hope she was decent enough to have something that pairs well with such a delicious looking cheesecake. The thought of pairing such a lovely dish with a house brand table wine shakes me to my core - it truly would reinforce claims that our society is circling the drain.
I talked to the Starbucks across the street

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She ordered 200, to-go
“Venti 1 pump caramel,
1 pump white mocha,
2 scoops vanilla bean powder,
extra ice frappuccino,
with 2 shots poured over the top Affogato style,
with caramel drizzle under and on top of the whipped cream,
plus double cupped.”
Who would have guessed??
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Old 06-02-2020, 13:12   #10
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I just hope she was decent enough to have something that pairs well with such a delicious looking cheesecake. The thought of pairing such a lovely dish with a house brand table wine shakes me to my core - it truly would reinforce claims that our society is circling the drain.

I would be willing to excuse a little lawlessness if that cheesecake is paired with some late-harvest Riesling or a little sweet Champagne.
...but mixing protest-cheesecake with cheap wine is just unforgivable
I think somebody needs to bitch slap her, take the cake (because CF can't take it back once it's left the restaurant), and serve it at the barricades Matt Best style with Black Rifle CAF coffee to barrel chested freedom fighters loaded for riot suppression. All you wanna be diabetics doubling up on sugar with "dessert wines" are flirting with sacrilege!
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I think somebody needs to bitch slap her, take the cake (because CF can't take it back once it's left the restaurant), and serve it at the barricades Matt Best style with Black Rifle CAF coffee to barrel chested freedom fighters loaded for riot suppression. All you wanna be diabetics doubling up on sugar with "dessert wines" are flirting with sacrilege!
I am hanging my head in absolute shame over the things I have posted in this thread.

Thank you for posting this when you did. The excitement in the air - the energy of the moment - embarrassingly, a moment of personal weakness - I slipped into the fog of mob mentality and suddenly I was no better than the rest of those goons.
...and here I am talking about strawberry toppings and Riesling.

Dear Sweet 8 pound 6 ounce baby Jesus - what was I thinking - you are a bastion of light in an ever darkening landscape.

To all of those following this thread - I apologize for being weak. I will redouble my efforts to speak out against thuggery and lawlessness instead of caving to the sweet, creamy, strawberry covered temptation.


Thanks for calling me out - I owe you one.
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Old 06-02-2020, 13:55   #12
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I am hanging my head in absolute shame over the things I have posted in this thread.

Thank you for posting this when you did. The excitement in the air - the energy of the moment - embarrassingly, a moment of personal weakness - I slipped into the fog of mob mentality and suddenly I was no better than the rest of those goons.
...and here I am talking about strawberry toppings and Riesling.

Dear Sweet 8 pound 6 ounce baby Jesus - what was I thinking - you are a bastion of light in an ever darkening landscape.

To all of those following this thread - I apologize for being weak. I will redouble my efforts to speak out against thuggery and lawlessness instead of caving to the sweet, creamy, strawberry covered temptation.


Thanks for calling me out - I owe you one.
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